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Shift For Me Let Me Faint! [Episode 1]

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The 'shift let me faint' or 'shift for me let me faint' tag has been trending for over three weeks going to one month or even more on the social
media.

To my greatest surprise, I searched it with the hashtag #shiftletmefaint and  #shiftformeletmefaint on twitter and Instagram, almost unsurprisingly, it was also a trent there.


The shift let me faint acronym is used whenever the poster says something funny, hilarious etc.



MEANWHILE FOR THOSE THAT ARE YET TO SEE THEIR  JAMB RESULTS

Jamb said you should go to where you registered for your exams ab initio by 12 midnight on Sunday in an all white attire with six kolanuts, four hot drink, lizard sperm, two raw eggs, one banana chewing gum, one life cobra, two live scorpions, two virgin mosquitoes,1cabin biscuit, the blood of another student yet to see his result and one 40'' inches plasma TV (that will display your result).



Tie the snake around your neck and put the
scorpions inside your trouser, then put one kolanut on top your head, pour the blood of that student on your body then dance around the spot
where you were registered for like 2 hours then the plasma TV will switch on miraculously and your result will be displayed.


If you didn't see it yet, no need to worry just wash your face with one hot drink. That will zoom your eyes to watch the plasma you will surely see it. Thank me later! But before that

#ShiftLetMeFaint!



2 comments:

  1. shift for me let me faint, lol too funny.

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    1. The way the slang trends here, i'm not sure it's going to stop soon

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